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Choosing a Moniker: A Jolly List of Funny Nicknames for People

Aakash Singh Nov 4, 2018
Keeping funny names for people can be funny, but not for everyone. You must think about it from the other person's perspective too. Given further is a list of a few such names.
For a person who is more closer to you, can never be offended with what you call them. And the same goes for you too. It is quite amusing to know few funny names. One may think how could one have thought of this name, while for others it may be much more than amusement.
However, some names can be quite embarrassing. Here is a list of a few funny names for people. These are just few examples, you can make them on your own.

List of Funny Names

One may need to be extremely cautious while calling someone with a funny or rather an embarrassing nickname. Because not everyone can be a sport. Some people may be offended if called with nicknames related to their appearance.
For example, using amusing names for people with braces and making fun of them. After all, it's not nice to make fun of people due to their physical abilities or appearance.
  • Porkchop
  • Popoff
  • Ross the Boss
  • Liquid Ice
  • Weird Beard
  • Pistol Pete
  • Shag Dawg
  • Daddydoan
  • Fatty Fatty Bom Bom
  • Infected mushroom
  • Willy Foo Foo
  • Hallucinogen
  • Glitter Smitter
  • Mister Googlehead
  • Freak on a leash
  • Pingpongchamp
  • Bull Cheeze
  • Messy Jesse

Other Hilarious Names

There are few other names which makes us think, what if they were real names and make us wonder if these names really exist. Some of these names can be seen on the social networking sites, or as user names used by people who blog. Few of them have been mentioned here.
  • Ben Gay
  • Anita Potty
  • Hanni Ball
  • Holly Woods
  • Billboard
  • May Flowers
  • Tad Pole
  • Harry Bush
  • April Showers
  • General Principles (military)
  • Bill Ding
  • Carl Arm
  • Ellis Dee
  • Colin Allcars
  • Curt Zee
Funny names often have some relation to some or the other incident in a person's life. These are those incidents which we tend to remember, or some which we do not want to remember at all.
But then we have our friends around, who simply won't let us forget it, and often bully us by giving a peculiar name related to it. This ultimately gives them a chance to come up with many funny names.
When you think of a nickname for someone, make sure you do not hurt their feelings. A nickname is part of a private language between you and your friend, and must not be used rampantly, simply to abuse it. Cool nicknames must be used for private and personal contexts only. Also make sure it is funny not only to you, but to your friend as well.