Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be 'too clever by half'.
And if you've lost the plot already, allow us to explain that the British are rather peculiar when it comes to expressing their displeasure. Well, for starters, it puts them in a conundrum of sorts, given the fact that they are polite to the core, and abhor confrontation at all times.
So, what happens when a Brit is really pissed off? We reckon a lot of jaw-gnashing discomfort, followed by a slew of abuses―but only within his head, of course. The only time you can actually hear some legit British abuses is when they are a part of harmless banter among friends over a pint of bitters.
Which is precisely why we've brought you a definitive list of British insults and comebacks. Understand them, utilize them, and savor them.
|Arsemonger||A contemptible person|
|Billy no-mates||Someone with no friends|
|Daft cow||Stupid, fat woman|
|Gormless||Lacking common sense|
|Maggot||A despicable person|
|Minger||Highly unattractive woman|
|Muppet||Very stupid person|
|Nancy||An effeminate man|
|Nosey parker||A person who interferes too much|
|Nutter||Someone with a loose screw/stupid|
|Trollop||A woman of lesser morals|